Dawn Yang.

Dawn Yang, scandalistic as it seems, isn't exactly... reprehensive. (In case you all don't already know, she's a product. Wait, sounds wrong. Her face's been under the knives.) Hmmm. I don't get it - She's pretty, what. So what if she's plastic? She is hot. Dudettes, you're just jealous.


Don't she look like Barbie?

Cosmetic surgery isn't morally or legally wrong - It's just wrong in the eyes of the public (who are shamelessly guilty for being envious). It's just like applying mascara to lengthen your lashes, eyeliners to enlarge your eyes, eyeshadows to accentuate your eyes... yada yada - They make you look better; just that cosmetic surgery's permanent.

I sound like I'm advocating for the plastics. But NOOO I'm not! I just felt that they have their own reason to do it, right? Take MJ for example. He got a Mickey Mouse nose because he's psychotic (I think). Dawn? She might be very depressed of how she looked like before (though I thought it was above average, hmmm!).


Before surgery. Still quite pretty, hor?

*pulls my hair*
Argh, why do I keep feeling that I sound like a bimbo? Grr.
*scrolls up*
No, I don't sound like one.

Back to Dawn-and-cosmetic-surgery. Although she look like a doll (literally) now, she love her daddy all the same (by judging from her posts), and is ubber nice to her blogders (unlike Xiaxue)! We proclaim that it's the inner beauty that counts, right? So why are some of you condemning her?

Bottomline - Love Barbie look-alikes (unless they awfully depressingly annoyingly deserve your strangles).



Blogders PM here. Please click to enlarge.

Opus 2006!

It's been quite some time since I blog about my day and its events. But guess today will be the day. I hearts today!

Met up with my Art groupies (Gina, Huimin, Yaocheng) first thing in the morning and we were like, oh-so-tired. I was the one who woke them up, and I was the one who's late. Double oops. Oh wells. Gina was worse, so it's okay. HAHA. The highlight's that Wendy Wee enjoyed our group's stuff! ;D

After the Art consultation and all, we went over to SIM to meet the rest of the dudettes... and took pretty awful shots!


See. (All of us took turns fooling with the "glasses" but it happen that I only have these two pictures. HUIMIN - SEND ME!)

Even my film lecturer, Melanie fooled with it too!

HAHAHA.

Anyways. Darla Eve and I went to VCH for Opus concert and guess who I saw? Yes, Ms Joy Tay! Three significant changes about her - She's definitely slimmer, with smaller boobs, and awesome hair!

Yummy.
Oh, and I look like her teacher instead.

Saw Dajun! He must be supporting his sis, hmmm. Happy birthday! You're so old!

After the concert we (darla and I) left the guys there and headed to Cine to catch 'Lady in the Water'.

At a side note, it was kinda nice - A film with a good package. Oh, and I screamed! The "dog" freaked me. I was so embarrased, can.

Saw Jordus and his girl friend. Hurhurr! That shy baboon.

Everything was nice until my stilettos started killing my feet slowly and painfully. *growls* However, that didn't kill my appetite for neoprinting!

Lovely.



Blogders PM:
kym;
Haha! Awesome song, isn't it? ;P

fio;
We didn't take pictures today! Le sigh!

lav;
HAHA. Happens to me too! *snarls*

ginaJANE;
You better don't complain when I stop posting your pictures in my blog!

adorable;
Call me loveable Joanna! HAHAHAHAHA.

jordus;
Like you didn't! And puh-lease - Go sleep, okay? =.=

Confession.

Dear blogders
I have a confession to make...

I didn't go school today, and I don't even know if I'm guilty. Hmmm.
Well maybe just a little teeny bit guilty. Especially when today's Thursday - Photography and Studio Production.
Bah. Hang me.




Blogders PM:
lav;
HAHA. You're my evil twin! ;D

felix;
YA. It's choky, can! But that sucky ginger taste is gone! Haha!

ad;
You're adorable? ;P AND YES. That egg stuff is nicer! <3 And psst, I'm cute naturally, kay!

kym;
I can actually visualize you singing along. HAHAHA.

ginaJANE;
Flirt my pigu, lar. And Jordus' a pork, he can't withstand till 4am, la! Haha! AND I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT WHEN TEACHER ASK, KAY! *growls* I couldn't wake up, lar. Darn tired!

ibm;
Internal cleansing! Haha! Indeed, I was like choking till my face turned red. Horrible.

Photo whores!

We're such lovely photo whores! Loves! <3












eve;
Couldn't meet up with you just now! Le sigh!

jaime;
Haha, you are..? Oh anyway who is Lav? :)

jordus;
I am not weird, kukumalu! *growls* And you're such a pork, can?

felix; ibm;
HAHA. I drank listerine. Gosh.

elmo;
Eat your own poo-poo, la! ;P

adorable;
Yong tau hu sucks, la! Don't know why you people are addicted to it! Mad people. :
kym;
Sure, kym-kym pet monster! And our presentation's good, wasn't it? ;D

Brands.

If you ever buy chicken essence and the sorts, don't ever buy Brands' Essence of Chicken with cordyceps. Horrible plus terrible plus vegetable. It taste like rotten ginger. Trust me.

It looks like this:


What's worse? The taste doesn't leave. !@$%&* I've been chewing on 6 mentos already and that rotten ginger still lingers on. Le sigh.



Blogders PM:
eve;
Darla! Coming tomorrow? ;P Haven't seen you for days! T_T

ginaJANE;
No more cutie for you! =X Hehe. Reply my tags, you silly Jane!

pris;
Haha, don't be!

adorable;
Haha, look carefully! You're already linked! ;D Hmmm, wonder when we'll next meet!

apostle;
Hey DaryLL (note the double L) ;P I am not miss bluffable, you mr meanie! *growls*

felix;
Indeed. Driving me into the poo bowl already!

jordus;
;) Moo!

Crush!

Everyone's crushing on somebody, and I want to crush on somebody too! But I guess I'll just crush myself instead, lol. 'Cos when there is a certain hush from a heart that's never too sure, reality might just push her off the margin. And so I laughed - Destiny have a funny way of bringing everyone down.

Bah, this post is so pointless.

Updates.

Editorial note here (please click to enlarge):


Here's what drives us to Timbuktu:

6. Photography history and genres
5. Film editorial essay
4. Storytelling draft 3 (frigging three pages !@#$%^&*)
3. DC7 interview
2. IS Oral presentation
1. Art final project on sci-fi film

SAVE ME, LAR.

Anyways. Curious about 190706? These are the huggies that painted our smiles! <3

Haha, the sandwich's GinaJANE's birthday cake, lol!


This picture is damn cute! Adorable and Cutie!


Yay.


Spastic us. Look! Gina just enlarged her boobs, lol!


FMS at Mediacorp! ;D


SI stage. *claps*


We love toilets...


...Especially Mediacorp's.


Joanna (moo), Cecilia (chin), Jiayun (teether), Xiuqi (XUIqi)!


Film dudes and the...



Film elites! T1B3! ;D


The end <3

Happy birthday Gina!

Foremost...
DID YOU SEE ME ON NATIONAL TV?
HAHAHA.
I WAS BESIDE GURMIT ON SINGAPORE IDOL 2!

Anyway I'm dedicating this post to GINA AKA. JANE.
Happy birthday sweetie!
Yesterday was fun, wasn't it? ;D My parents say they saw you on TV too! HEEHEE.
"Jasmine, Jasmine, Jasmineeee!"

I love us!

Being someone I'm not.

Editorial note here (please click to enlarge):


I love orange, but the only orange tees i own are for workouts and dirty chores.
I hate heavy loads, illiterally, but I feel useless and bored without them.
I claimed that photography sucks, but I love it at the same time.
I hate cutesy mando pops, but I seem to have more of them compared to oldies.
I love coke, but I drink two mugs of coffee everyday.
I thought black tees were the coolest, but I tend to buy teal instead.
I love the sunshine, yet I miss the rain.
I hate solitudes, yet I want to be alone.
I download games now and then, but I just leave them alone and read Readers' Digest instead.
I miss people, but I seldom, or never, show it.
I am confident, yet intimidated and thrown around by the slightest blow.
I never meant what I say - I say leave, but what I actually meant is, please stay.
I love heels, but I wear flats practically everyday.
I want kids, but I fear pregnancy.
I used to say she's my best friend, but at the end of the day I realized I knew nothing about her.

I say I'm Joanna, but I don't think I know which sides I'm facing. Am I being someone I'm not?

Photography.

My darling...


...the bestest friend anyone could get!


And me? The cutest cow ever, really, lol.


Photography top 10! ;D I'm so proud now, can? LOL. Thanks baby.


Hide behind our shadows, kids.


Love this, love this, love this! <3 Photography sometimes rock.


I can eat fake flowers too.


Brother loves! <3

About loss.

Others speculate about me, saying all the mean conjectures they surmised; and I just take it all in with four short breaths. They say I'm just a vase, painted with unduly palette of the rainbow, but filled with compressed air that spells suffocation. I teared, I blamed, I changed. But failure have been shadowing my path these seventeen years and it wouldn't go away.

I fear failure, and perhaps this stops me from accomplishing the things I truly want to do - Things that would tear me apart emotionally. The failure of many people relationships and the loss of my sunshine made things worse.

However after hearing the sob stories I realize I'm not alone. Loss' a universal pain and fear. Maybe if we knew from the start where the birds would fly to, we would not fall.

Guilty pleasures.

I wonder if good guys ever leave home without their unders. (Jay doesn't when there's some concert going on.) Then again, I reckon not - I choked on my tongue while asking this. My mum used to tell me that only guys with guilty pleasures wear JBs (noun; short for Joe Boxers, known to be some cheap boxers, underwear, comes in all sorts of variety), kickshorts... or just leave home without any.

Speaking about guilty pleasures. What's mine? I used to like spamming my URL like, everywhere - Tagboards, email screen-name, IMessage, emails, friendster.com... the sorts. To make myself appear to be even more desperate, I plead them to drop a note on my tagboard.

With every tag received, I'd smile - Or frown. (It really depends on the message. I hate flames.) It's as if I'm triumphant over the receiving of tags. Yayness? Why did I even feel that way?

Please kill me.
I deserve to die.

*hangs*

But now (thank God) there's a different story to this. I don't drool over tags - I drool over Torres HAHAHA. Scanning for Torres is like, sooo much easier than scanning for the ball. You girls are nodding, right? lol.



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