Prepare yourself for the ugliest thing you'll ever see on net...
Sure you're prepared enough? Right. Even if you're not I'm sure you're looking at it right now. -.-"
UGGGHHH. I swear it turned me off so much I want to drown myself in the toilet bowl.
The caption for this scary-looking doll states: "Here's a tummy view of him, awww, who could resist such a beautiful baby??"
WHO COULD RESIST SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BABY?! Please. It's frigging disgusting - It looks like a baby alien trying to imitate a foetus.
(It's the size of your pinky, by the way.)
Unborn babies are just... scary. It may sound offending to some, but personally they just look like deformed and squishy little soaked fingers. Freaky!!! Try watching 'The Recycle' and you'll understand. *shudders*
p.s. I've got more pictures of this nightmare doll, mail me to get them if you want to frighten yourself for life.
ANYWAY. Gina and I broke our promise 'bout not consuming fried food... 'Cos we just had Fish & Co. yesterday, LOL.
Ah well, I'm gonna stick right back to my Live-Healthy campaign starting from now! Okay so school starts at 12pm tomorrow. Which means I can swim in the morning! YAYYY. I so love swimming! Especially when I'm feeling lethargic and clumpy (eh?), heh.
Anyway the first actual school day (today, not yesterday; 'cos I wouldn't consider I&E as my module... somehow) isn't exactly very exciting: 4. I was 15 minutes late for school, le sigh. 3. Most of my classmates (including me) are dead tired and moodless. 2. I fell asleep during Film History lecture and missed the whole chunk of film clips! Which means, I can't do my assignment! How can I do when I didn't watch like half of it, right?! :( 1. I hate audio class!
(Let me just digress a little. I DON'T LIKE AUDIO LECTURES, I DON'T LIKE AUDIO PRACTICAL, I DON'T LIKE MY AUDIO LECTURER, I DON'T LIKE AUDIO TESTS. I DON'T LIKE, I DON'T LIKE, I DON'T LIKEEE! Plus, we're required to have 10gb of space in our lappy for Audio. My lappy's practically empty and I only have 1.29gb of space available. Delete my songs and pictures? They only take up 2gb of space, please. Yuck.)
HOWEVER. Good thing is - Gina and I met a new friend today! She's Anna Cheng! Tell you how's our new friend like in my next post! ;P
And so the chalet is over (and the holiday's almost over). And I love my friends even more! <3
And now introducing our cycling gang:
Standing (L to R): Caleb, XQ, Lam, Jon Squatting (L to R): Me, Yan
We cycled from 10pm to 3.30am! HAHAHA. Wow, isn't it? We could've taken a much shorter time to reach our destination if not for someone leading us to the wrong route, tsk! Anyway our mistake is our pleasure 'cos it was darn fun! The !@#$%^&* uphills, the AWESOME (I really mean it!) downhills, the screwed curbs, the risky roads accompanied with the honkings from the buses and cars, the race between Lam and the motorcyclist (guess what? Lam won, LOL), the approach from the police... ... Well. We managed to get to Changi village from Pasir Ris eventually. <3
And now introducing my new classmate (and future shopping cum travelling mate):
Caleb! ;D
Aye aye, anyone who wants the photos just PM me or something (i've got more of 'em in my lappy)! Loves! <3
Blogders' PM: fio; Haha! We'll see each other when school... reopen (I hate this word now).\
jer; Ouch, that hurts! lol. Do let me know how you both are progressing, heh heh.
ibm; LOLOLOLOL!
ice; Whoa, that was fast. And I'm a year two student now, gosh! Ain't we old?
ron; Really? *does a high-five*
pris; Yea, you'll be free most of the time, and I'll be busy most of the time. LOL.
Anyway. I'm so so so happy 'cos... 5. Now my room smells like strawberry! 4. I'm gonna have a chalet with my FSV mates! 3. I can see XQ's WL. HAHAHA. 2. McDonald is still my enemy! 1. (I can't tell you!)
(why is he looking into my camera?!)
Blogders' PM: dexian; Okay okay! Help me format my external drive or something! Whee!
ibm; Hahaha, yay I've got someone to diet with me!
ron; We already did! Awesome meeting up the other day! ;D Guess I'll see you next in school, lol.
pris; Yay, great we met! When's our next meet-up? ;P
zac; Hello jie-mei! Hahahahahaha! See, how nice of me to advertise your band on my blog, teehee.
ice; Omg, HELLOOOO!
andy; Illiterally, dude.
vian; Haha, my friend did that. It's disgusting, haha!
jiayun; YAAYYYYY, I MISS MY TOFU!
gina; LOL. You all keep eating KFC during the trip, it's no wonder! Pictures pictures pictures! ;D
ceci; Soon! I'll be seeing you at the chalet, right? Heh.
xq; JY's got SL, Gina's got PL, you have... WL! HEEHEEHEEHEE! Oooh, can't wait for tomorrow. See you! LOVES. <3
jer; Hello nana number two! Really really happy to meet you during the past few days! ;D We should do that more often, heh. Oh, and it happens that your new guy is Ron's buddy! Small world, huh!
The day before: She got pinched. Yesterday: She thought it was alright. Today: She realized that she didn't like it at all. Tomorrow: She will leave it to God.
I'm still here; I've always been here. But you didn't realize, did you? Blessed GF to you anyway.
1 cup of [disgusting] peas, and 2 oz of lean meat is all I have for dinner. Why? 'Cos I wanna go on a diet (again)! Whee! It never did succeed ('cos I'll always succumb to [yummy] temptations) but well I'm trying it all over again. Just in case you think that I'm on a starvation diet, nahhh. I'm just eating really healthy stuff right now - With all the right amount of protein, carbohydrate and all. ;D
I've just started eating The Stuff - Yoghurt, saltine cracker, toast, tuna, peas... You know. It's working quite alright (besides the fact that I ate a teeny weeny bit of chocolate). WELL. I'm going back to my proper health regime all over again - Yes, the situps, pushups, jogs... etc. I think my stamina's picking up!
I'm all healthy and green now!
Joanna screams: "I will lovehate hate hate Mr. Macdonald and all his good buddies!" Hoorah to dieting success!
I'm in an awesome mood right now, so kisses for everyone! <3
So you ask: Why didn't you blog? My reply: Lazy and far too busy! Hate work *grumbles*
And therefore here's my gift of apology to you blogders (and pestering rats; tsk, you-know-whos, hahaha):
'Breathe On Me' by the Heritage Singers.
Here goes my pictorial update anyway!
I swear this is the most disgusting shit you'll ever see in your entire life - Human hairball.
Contented birdies after their new haircut (with the exception of LJ and I). :)
Pretty Tofu!
What! Freak, lar - The picture just won't stand vertically (what's wrong with blogger?). Anyway look at the clock behind Gina - Yes, that's the time Gina came to my house - 2.40AM! HAHA.
Us, hungry birdies, went to the kitchen to dig for food, and guess what we've found? Hee hee hee...
HEHEHEHE WE COOKED PRATAS! Walao, I have to wash after Gina's turn, lor. Here's why:
GINA'S CHAOTA PRATA. HAHAHAHAHAHA. My gosh, you see, compared to mine...
...Mine's a beauty, can. ;P Purrrr-fect.
All 3 of our pratas and sausages! YUMMMM. Even the chaota prata don't taste bad, leh!
You see, we all really pig eh. Went into bed right after supper (at that point of time it was already around 4am!). Tsk tsk tsk!
BUT WE'RE REALLY HAPPY, RIGHT?
Anyway. On April 1st we had this Artise & Repertoire Challenge (ARC) thing in NP whereby we're involved in the production. It was really fun, lol!
See! ;D
Aye aye, that's all, folks. Here XXL and I would like to wish all our poly mates - Have an awesome holiday! Tata!
Blogders' PM: pris; Aye, I'll be going back! It wasn't as awesome as it used to be. :(
ron; Heh, no worries! I'm happy happy happy now! ;D And I missed you!
tofu; Now's my turn to have my P! SUCKS. I wanna go swimming! T_T
caleeb; YOU STUPID IDIOT, LOL. I saw the video you recorded for me on XQ's cellphone! Oie, it's an honor to be in the same class as me, okay! *bombs*
gina; Heh, blog already! Eh go check your mail! I've sent you the stayover pictures already via yousendit.com.
ibm; Aye! (: Well that was just a moment of angst, lar. Feeling really awesome now!
anonymous; I doubt! Guess I got to get an expert to help me with it. Things just get screwed up when they meet Mac. Everything's just not compatible! Le sigh. But I'm not saying Mac sucks, lar. I love it anyway, lol.
